fairycosmos:

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

(via this-deadgirlwalking)

adz:

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it’s all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

(via makewavesandwar)

gund-arminc:

when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them

(via somethingintheforest)

emett-sidecast:

quiggyballs:

emett-sidecast:

emett-sidecast:

dog time AKA the only reason i’ve been managing not to overwork myself

death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me

(via this-deadgirlwalking)

lucy-x-5billion:

girls will start getting settled for sleep like “wow i’m getting to bed early tonight” and it’s 3am

(via koscheiy)

evilkitten3:

guerrillatech:

(via joannagordon)

mostlycatsmostly:

acewithapaintbrush:

Please wish my cat a happy 15th birthday!!!

She may be considered a senior citizen but she is still baby

That sweet face! Happy Birthday!

(via koscheiy)

thetreeofliberty:

dankmemeuniversity:

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red-tips:

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greelin:

greelin:

someone you order from on ebay or whatever putting a handwritten note with the item for no reason at all except to sincerely say thank you and hope it arrived safely

good GOD when they do that and also include additional stuff like stickers or candy or another random item you did not order but they assumed you’d like “just because”…..

When they have tiny doodles on the notes or box

(via politedemon)

16woodsequ:

“Your show might be delayed by the wga strikes!”

I watched Sherlock, mate. We waited three years for the 3 worst episodes you’ve ever seen. This is nothing

(via politedemon)

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him

incredibly pleased that this reached at least one person who is apparently obsessed with prometheus

(via redfallcryptid)

evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

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sarandco:

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fartgallery:

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

(via koscheiy)